Stalker Adventures Continue

So, after showing many friends and co-workers the previous post of the actual message my adoring fan sent me through Facebook, I decided I would reply back to his strange message. All I wrote was, "Flattering, but kind of creepy." I did this today. Who would have thought I would have gotten a response no more than a couple hours later. This time with a different profile picture (mind you he changed it only a couple of days ago to a little girl with a pink dress. Whose kids are these?!). Here's his response to my single sentence reply. I'll be blocking him immediately after posting this. His creepiness factor just skyrocketed.

Oh my gosh you actually responded. WOW! Haley when I wrote you I didn't ever expect you to respond. I figured you'd read the email, laugh or be creeped out (or both), and then delete it. No, this isn't something I send to many people. I don't do this at all actually. Just you.

Um . . . Weird?

So I got on Facebook today to discover I had a message in my inbox. I click on it expecting to see some update for some wedding group or something, but only to discover some creepy message written by a mystery person. All I could see from his profile is a picture with him sleeping with some baby and it said he is Republican and LDS. We have no friends in common, or at least it didn't show up. Here's his actual message: "

Hi,

You don't know me, and I don't know you. And this is going to seem really bizarre. I was browsing people on here though and came across your page today. Truth me told, all I can say is I have seen shooting stars and have been a witness to many a miracle, but never have my eyes beheld nor have my ears heard of such a beautiful heaven sent angel. Now that I've embarrassed the crap out of myself I'll stop.

Just stating my mind,

A friend

Um . . . As flattered as I feel right now, I'm just a little creeped out. I'll probably be adding him to my blocked list on Facebook. Interestingly enough, this isn't the first weird message I've received on Facebook. Maybe I should start posting really ugly profile pictures or something. I get these messages and then wonder why no one is asking me out. Maybe it's because of these weirdos.